So what do you do when you:  1. Were arrested for hacking into US Military networks with a dial up modem to get a glimpse of some UFO pictures, 2. Are facing extradition to said country, and to top it all off, 3. Suffer from Asperger’s syndrome?

Why, you get a green screen and make yourself into an internet star, fashioned after the cool retro stylings of Seal, of course.

This video may be ghetto as it gets for 2008, but when you follow the whole McKinnon story, you have to stand in awe of the guy. Gary, please put some tracks up for sale on iTunes so we can all get behind your cause. Then perhaps your next video can feature flame throwing gestures and CGI dolphins.